So you wanna suck at web design? Then read this guide to help achieve your goal.
- Call yourself a web designer when your only client is your mom.
- Learn web design from Myspace.
- Only build your websites using Front Page.
- Use Frames on every website you build.
- Make sure the graphics/photos you use on your website are all pixelated.
- You must use very annoying animated gifs.
- Build your website with no clear or consistent navigation structure.
- Use tons of colors and fonts on your website.
- Play music or video on your website that you can’t turn off.
- Put pop-ups on your site.
- Put a Flash intro with no skip button
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