12 Step guide to SUCK at web design
So you wanna suck at web design? Then read this guide to help achieve your goal.
- Call yourself a web designer when your only client is your mom.
- Learn web design from Myspace.
- You must build your site with tons of Javascript effects.
- Only build your websites using Front Page.
- Use Frames on every website you build.
- Make sure the graphics/photos you use on your website are all pixelated.
- You must use very annoying animated gifs.
- Build your website with no clear or consistent navigation structure.
- Use tons of colors and fonts on your website.
- Play music or video on your website that you can’t turn off.
- Put pop-ups on your site.
- Put a Flash intro with no skip button
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LOL!
13. Use tables to build expandable rounded buttons
Hi. There is russian translate of your post – http://blog.petrusha.name/2008/03/31/12-shagov-k-polucheniyu-zvaniya-samyj-otstojnyj-veb-dizajner/
good
this site is good
your maybe one of those frustrated web designers. hehe no offense.
Use website builders provided by the client’s host, lol.
Hahah… thats a good one !
I hope my award winning website : miraclestudios.in is sailing safely away from the category of “S”
Wow! This really describes most of the sites we’ve showcased over at http://www.suckdesign.com.
If you have any favorite horrible web site designs, please come on over and submit them!
Nice work dude… It is helpful for me as well as others..
It is really good.
Thanks
I Appreciated What You Have Done here. I am Always searching for informative information like this.
Rightly said . more over now a day people use template and rare on page seo provided .
Thanks for sharing this steps with us……
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